Just had one of the weirdest things ever when i was driving back from bradford to york last week.
I drove through bishopthorpe at about 11.00pm and was going past the crematorium when there was a "body" lying in the middle of the road, i drove past thinking i was dreaming and looked in the rear view mirror and there it was in the middle of the road lying along the central lines!!!
I turned round and called the police (thinking he'd been squished) got out of the car with my hazard lights on and tried to wake the guy to find out that he was pissed and had fallen asleep in the middle of the road.
He would'nt budge so i had to stay there till and ambulance and the police arrived to check him out and cart him off!!!!!